Fum? Cool. A draw is not losing. There are also several teams that didn't even qualify for the World Cup. Did you pay attention to any of the qualification games? Probably not.

The world only needs one Don Rickles. Joan Rivers is a piece of shit.

It definitely isn't the nicest way to address someone, but that's by design; you don't call the First Lady a man with the politically correct word now do you?

You know she doesn't write her own jokes, right? And she pays and treats her writers like absolute shit. She says offensive and awful things about people and when they get upset, she claims they need to lighten up because she's a comedienne. However when someone pokes fun at her, she flips out. Bitch can dish it out…

Yeah, Americans don't know the geography of Europe too well, but it's not like you guys know all our states.

You have to be fucking trolling. "Whoopsie, I forgot that the life I am responsible for is still in the car. My bad!" No.

I really think it had everything to do with it being 2003. Think about what was popular in 2003. Britney Spears. Jessica Simpson. Mandy Moore. Christina Aguilera. I'm betting it had a lot to do with her wanting to try new things and her label wanting to market her as a pop artist to sell more records.

I'd rather wake up my sleeping child and deal with a cranky kid then risk them being dead when I came back out. Idiot.

Purpose or not. It's called common sense. Do not leave small children or pets in the fucking car when it's hot as shit outside.

So if it's been covered "endlessly" WHY DO PEOPLE STILL DO IT? Shut up.

YES.

Oh wait, I forgot. I do enjoy "Juicy Double" for butt.

I don't have a favorite term for butt. I love all terms for butts since butts are awesome. I do enjoy calling dudes I find attractive "talent", "smokeshows", and "hunnies". I also described some dude's ass yesterday as "two Christmas hams" and his "rump roast". I am the worst. Sorry.

I call my 36 year old roommate old but that's only because he makes a lot of dad jokes and is a luddite when it comes to technology.

No, I get it. Haha. I was just giving you a snatch kudo. It's a favorite term. That and calling boobs "yabos".

Fine, 65 is old. My mom is 51. I'm 29. I don't think 40s or 50s is old though.

I can't sign off on scrapple. I don't know why. It's really popular in Baltimore, Maryland, where I lived from six to seventeen, but I just... can't. I was born in the UK and my parents are from there as well and I can't get down with black pudding or haggis or any of that shit either.

As a life-long resident of Whore Island...

Nah.

The veggie burger at BK are actually MorningStar Farms veggie burgers and since no one orders them, you can pretty much guarantee your sandwich is made when you order it rather than them just tossing you some burger that's been sitting under a heat lamp for a bit. I rarely eat fast food, but I'll do BK on a road trip…