I eat McDonald's very very rarely. But once in a while for some reason I just crave it. I probably eat it like once a year.

So she didn't even insult the sport. She just said that she didn't know who he was. Fuck off, cricket fans.

Snatch is my preferred term. Way underused. Good job.
Signed,
- Woman

"that old"

Mine loves squirrels and tennis balls and is terrified of the rake, the neighbor's cat (he loves cats! cats hate him though), plastic bags, wet grass, crabs, and his reflection, so I like to think he's running away or after any of those things. I don't know how he would run away from wet grass though. My dog is a…

Some of them are having some crazy puppy dreams. That little black buddy in the way back has been running after something IN HIS DREAMS. They were awake earlier. So I've heard. I definitely haven't been watching it on and off all day at work or anything (I have).

I want to hang out with her.

If anyone wants some feel good type shit, here is a live PUPPY CAM of yellow and black lab puppies who will soon be trained as assistant dogs. Sometimes (like right now, Thursday, 6:52PM ET) they have PUPPY DREAMS. Puppy Cam.

That poor little dude. I don't even want kids and I'd take that little chunk off their hands. His parents are monsters. Even if it had been an accident, DON'T LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN IN HOT CARS, MORONS.

Harvard, the most prestigious university in the world...

You are like the harbinger of doom on Jez. All your posts are like dead babies, killer parents, puppy kickers, Santa Claus-is-fake-tellers, pervs, James Franco, dead dads, freak accidents, etc. And then like, one puppy video. BOOOO!

You seem like one of those "fans" who likes US soccer while we're doing well and then when we get knocked out say "Whatever, soccer is stupid anyway." Either that or you don't know shit about soccer outside of the World Cup.

Whoa! I had no idea. I kinda figured since your eyes were mostly water they'd get fucked up.

Oh yeah, like school spirit week, each class had a color to wear and we'd make all these fucking stupid t-shirts with like, "Class of '03" and puff paint and fringe and lacing. Nope.

I gotta wear elf ears in March for my bestie's LOTR themed wedding, hahaha.

Thank you for bringing this anthem back from 6th grade. Hahahaha.

That pout is the face I make every time I go to the doctor / get a shot and I'm fucking 29. I hate that shit. I hope you get a lollipop, girlfriend.

Sorry but lacing and corseting type embellishment on clothing always looks tacky as fuck to me. It might be Dior, but it looks like some straight up DEB or Rave or 5-7-9 shit, IMO.

That's only if they become spinsters and marry after 23 (too old for breeding, ICK!) If they have their debutante ball by 18, he'll get a decent amount of goats for 'em.

I actually have a friend who had hers surgically removed, like a body-mod.