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I'm not exactly sure who Scott Eastwood is...

Dress scrubs.

That feeling you get when you're watching something/someone and you feel embarrassed for them.

Babies are so soft. I don't want kids, but I like them and holding babies is one of my favorite things ever, haha.

Her lips look like if she tried to eat soup or drink water out of a glass it would dribble out of her mouth.

I know this is totally mean and if it were a woman we'd all be outraged and it's a total terrible thing to say, so SORRY EVERYONE, but he looks like he would be really stupid haha. Like Ryan Lochte dumb. I know it's just because he's really pretty and the son of a famous actor, and that's unfair. SORRY AGAIN. Haha.

Yeah! Shingles, wtf? I remember my dad getting shingles when I was a kid and he got them at the same time he had Bell's Palsy. He was itchy and droopy!

Well, I guess he should keep 'em locked up then if he wants to get a higher dowry for them. ;)

The baby version of most animals are pretty cute. Big fan of baby bats.

When my friend was born, she had some sort of issue (not sure how it happened) where some of her organs were not in her abdomen. Like her gut was open when she was born. They stuffed everything back inside of her and stitched her up and she was in the hospital for about two months but made a totally full recovery and

FOUR PAIRS? Like at the same time? HELL NO. I will sometimes do layered tights in the dead of winter (like an opaque pair of tights and a pair of cool patterned tights overtop so you can see the fun colored pair underneath) but that's when I want to wear a dress and it's like 10 degrees outside.

Also those people who bitch about being too pretty/attractive usually... aren't. Like they're okay, like sure, they're pretty... but they're usually not of some out-of-this-world goddess beauty that hurts to look at for too long. Get over yourself, lady haha.

I got a whooping cough vaccination when I re-upped my tetanus shot when I was 25. It was a combo shot because there had been some outbreaks in Georgia. I went to the doctor to get antibiotics for a sinus infection and it was a new doctor. He looked at my chart and was like, "25, eh?... When was the last time you had a

Awww man, bummer. I thought only like, five year olds got that virus?

The problem is that it's her M.O. Every comment is about race. I can't take her seriously or view her as anything but some sort of troll when every argument or comment she ever makes on here is about race.

I know feminists like yourself refuse to accept this fact...

I mom had a Vulcan death grip on her RAZR phone until 2010. The battery was swollen and it didn't hold a charge, and she would not just go get a new phone. They stopped making the battery for her phone, because 2010. Everything, for the most part, was a smart phone. She refused to get a smart phone, saying they were

Are you in DC? The Fillmore (Live Nation) and Howard Theatre are hiring I think.

I remember when I was a little kid and I had a TEEN BEAT magazine and swooning over Leonardo DiCaprio and my dad told me he looked like a sissy and I should like a "real man with some chest hair on him." I think I was like, nine. Hahaha. My dad is ex Royal Navy / pro rugby player. He's a major DUDE. I guess his poking