The house I live in is 111 years old and in the winter it's drafty and in the summer it's sweltering. The AC works, but it's never as cool as I'd like it to be. DC humidity is NOT okay, it's fucking brutal, and I say this as someone who's lived in NYC (concrete jungle in the summer is not your friend) and grew up in…

I went on a date with a guy I met while being bailed out of jail (for breaking and entering into an abandoned house with two pals when I was 23, lol). It was two dates, but still. "How'd you two meet?" "Jail."

RIGHT? The idea of wearing hose in DC in the summer makes me want to peel my skin off. (shudder)

That's why I said:

Nude nose are just so... 80s and old lady. Also, fuck wearing hose in the summer. I don't know where you live, but if I wore hose in DC in the summer... ugh. Humidity + 90+ degree heat + pantyhose = NOPE.

Birth control pills made me fat with cystic acne everywhere and crying at everything and painful breasts and burning eyes and crippling depression.

I'd totally live in one of the new condos by my work. It's by my work and I typically hang out in that neighborhood anyway, and I don't have a car, so it would be easy. I like my house. I live in a townhouse with one other person who is a good friend and never around, but it's an old house, so it has it's issues (it's…

They built THREE giant ones on the street where I work in DC. One opened last summer and is about 80% full, a year later. The other two are even BIGGER and I think people started moving into them a month or month before that... not even fully leased. They're like $2,200 for a tiny, tiny studio (and I say this as a…

Dude, watching 80s and 90s movies on HD is so fucking weird. I was at my pals house and we were watching Mermaids and it looked like it was a reality show. It looked... fake. It was really weird. Too clear?

I don't even know how... what... I don't understand what's going on with this.

lol this picture. √+

Heh... Bustopher Jones.

I wouldn't be mad if Dolph Lundgren was my son-in-law. Though it might be weird considering I think he and real Grace Jones broke up the year I was born :-/

Yeah, I can't sign off on nude or white tights, but do you. If I'm looking extra scuffed up, I'll use something like Jergen's Natual Glow body lotion to even them out a bit.

It's my surname. I'll just make them take my name instead of my baby daddy's name.

Goddamnit... lol.

My roommate went out of town with his GF for two weeks and I was like, "YESSSSSS, NO PANTS FOR 14 DAYS!" Our friend owns our house and has a few boxes stored in the basement and was coming over to borrow some records for a party and texted me "On my way to the house to pick up some records. You home? If so, put on…

They build this really ugly condo building across the street from where I work and the units have floor to ceiling windows. You know what it looks like. Every city has this exact type of "new" development apartment. And they're way over priced.

I don't want kids, ever, but I've had a few friends get them who have had their body reject them after three months. And a lot of my friends had insanely heavy periods and really, really intense cramping for a month or so after getting it. My GYNO said they work better for women who have had children and are done and…

The door could have been locked and the 3 year old unlocked it. Some kids might feel better unlocking the door for a cop than a complete stranger in normal clothing. Also, if you would have busted someone's window open and weren't a cop to get access to their 3 year old and 6 mo old baby, even if you were doing it for…