I do. I can part my hair on either side of my head. I can even part it in the middle. I have a cowlick on one side so I mix it up if it's being unruly. Looks fine on either side.

So if I name my child Indiana... He/She has to be an Archaeologist? What else can I come up with... Hmm... Grace (Occupation: singer / model / actress from Space), Jim (Occupation: cult leader), Jughead (Occupation: probably living in my basement until he's 40)…

I think the author commented that those pictures aren't on Getty yet.

Atlanta Pride is fun. At least it was fun. I haven't been in a few years now that I'm in DC, but I went back to back for four years. Good times. DC Pride was in early June.

Tattoos are not a fad. They've been around for a looooooooooooong time.

Or wont find Hiddles sexy anymore?

Eh, I love tattoos and I don't give a shit whether people think mine are stupid or look good and are welcome to their own opinion. PortraitOfMmeX is giving us tattooed folks a bad name by being a sensitive sally about tattoos. Lighten up, Francis! It's not a big deal...

Agree. I love my tattoos. If someone doesn't like them, I can think of about 10 things about them I don't think look nice, either. Not my business. You dress and decorate your body however you fit, I will do the same. Unsolicited negative opinions are not welcome though. Fuck those people.

I live in DC and do none of this (oddly, I work in music) but I've only lived here for a year and a half and one of the things that totally confuses me is NUDE PANTYHOSE... like not even on old ladies (where you typically see them)... but like on women in their late 20s / early 30s with their office attire. I…

You are full of shit. My parents rarely spanked me, but when they did, I knew it was because I did something really wrong. It wasn't even very hard. Never left a mark or anything. My cousin's parents did the same. None of us are abusers or hit anyone. When my parents told me "No", I didn't fucking hit them. You might…

Bad commenter, bad! Haha.

I have tears streaming down my face at work and am trying to hid the fact that I am laughing so fucking hard. You are a treasure.

I have a life. I can't go to 100% of all my family gatherings. I pick and choose. Christmas, Thanksgiving, milestone birthdays, baby showers, etc. My cousin graduating 8th grade? SKIP. Just because I can't go to everything doesn't mean I don't like my family. I'm just fucking busy. They act like I'm some sort of bad…

Yelpers are the worst people ever. The place where I work has some funny fucking Yelp reviews. My favorites are the ones where they talk about specific staffers and guessing who it is based on their description.

My 30th is in February 2015. I've been saving up to go on a trip for it. Just like me and maybe 2-5 pals. My pals parents own a house in Tulum, Mexico and I think that might be the destination. It would be nice to be at the beach in February, since the weather during my birthday is always cold as fuck and/or raining…

I got mine during US History during the end of 8th grade. I was 14. I was pissed.

I'm 29 and since I can do my job from my laptop, every other year I take nine days to two weeks and plan a trip. So far I've done a lot of traveling in Europe, because once you are in Europe, getting to other countries can be pretty cheap. Trains, small airlines, etc. I flew from London to Barcelona for like $40.

Often, it's done for photo shoots for fashion magazines. Remember when Miley did it and everyone was like, "OMG! WHY?" It was for her W Magazine photo shoot. And she had eyebrows like a week later when they were re-dyed. Models do this all the time during Fashion Week. I'm betting there is a reason for her doing it.

As someone with a super busy job where I often have to travel for it, getting bitched at by your family for missing things because of your job gets fucking old. I picked my career because I like the idea of travel. They picked their job so they can work from 9 to 5 in cubical city and live in a McMansion and pump out…