They wouldn't say "over the sea" or "over the ocean". They'd say "she is overseas". I love reading UK tabloids with "quotes" from American celebrities on it. Like a picture of Jennifer Anniston and a quote like, "Jen says she's 'well chuffed'..." No, she did not say she was fucking chuffed.

Yo Elisabeth, maybe you were snubbed because you're an asshole. And a bad journalist.

Jose Canseco's twitter is pretty amazing. He's posted some LOL gems.

FIFA Rule: In these instances, under Article 6.1 of the Regulations Governing the Applications of Statutes, FIFA Statutes, (Nationality entitling Players to represent more than one Association), if a player was not born in the member associations' territory and does not have a parental or grand-parental blood relative…

I really hope it's not Germany v Netherlands. That game would be meh.

My friend was on the Swiss Olympic Team and was born and raised in the US. However, she was Swiss heritage since her grandparents and dad were born there and she was qualified to be on their team. Isn't this how how it works?

Breaking: Sports blog posts lots of articles and photos about a international soccer competition that happens every four years.

How does ballet work for you? I have a hard time with running or anything with a lot of impact on my knee. I broke it in half and I have two screws in it. That's why I stick to cycling and swimming. Sometimes I have a hard time with certain yoga poses. Does ballet bother your joints at all?

You might be doing too much too fast. Ease into it, especially if you weren't active before. If you're feeling nauseous, mind what you are eating before and after workouts and stay hydrated? I'd maybe chat with a trainer about how you are feeling. They might have tips for you.

Sure do, bro.

I'm sorry you went through that with your parents and I'm glad you and your dad made amends, but not every situation is the same and my dad can fuck off. My meddling stepmother (who really is awful. I tried to like her and be nice to her, but she was always very rude to me for no reason) called me telling me my dad…

That's great. But most Americans don't know shit about geography. And as someone who lives in the states who is originally from Wales, it gets kind of annoying/sad when people ask you where you are from and you say "Wales" and they reply with "Like in England?"

I tried working with a personal trainer but my work schedule is too wacky. I either exercise from 10AM-11:30PM or 6PM-8:30PM and I often don't get much time to notify someone if I have to change the time, so I work solo. There are trainers in my gym though and they're helpful with questions. I do the gym typically on…

I do grilled cheese with tomato, bacon, and avocado. Imma try adding some turkey next time. Good call.

She's the best.

I made my roommate, a man, barf from laughing. Twice. So yeah, I make tons of jokes around dudes. And my gal pals.

Chase Culpepper, a 16-year-old resident of South Carolina, was allegedly told by the DMV that he had to remove his makeup to take a driver's license photo.

Oh hey! My dad flipped out on me and claimed I only used him "for his money" too! Only I had been living on my own, paying my own bills, since I was a junior in high school and he flipped out on me when I was 23. And I had to drop out of college because my dad claimed me as a dependent on his taxes as a break and I…

The first time I went to the gynecologist I was 14 years old and my mom, fully aware that she was terrible about talking to me about sex (very conservative Irish Catholic parents will sometimes do that), voluntarily left me alone with my doctor so I could ask her questions. Because my mom isn't an idiot and knows that…

The only think I do with coconut oil besides cook with it is Oil Pulling. A lot of the benefits of oil pulling, in my opinion, are bullshit, but the benefits I have noticed are good gum and tongue hygiene/health.