She's an actress. I think she's cute and will one day pull her head out of her ass, but I also think she's a fucking idiot early 20-something. You know the type. The 22 year old who has all these "profound" thoughts and ideas about living and the world and are soooo wise. If she were in college she would have been a…

YO, so I see a lot of people referring to The Netherlands as Holland —- I know that The Netherlands National Football Team commonly referred to as Holland, but a startling amount of people don't realize that as a country, referring to The Netherlands as Holland is incorrect. The Netherlands consists of twelve…

Ugh, my mom has a hypothyroid thing. It sucks. I also have been enjoying my time at the gym. I used to fucking hate it, but I like the routine and even when I'm dragging ass to get there, I always feel really great when I am done. More energy, less issues with stiffness and I feel healthier.

I've been rooting for The Netherlands the whole time and everyone I know, before it started, laughed about it, haha. Even Screamer said the same when they did the breakdowns of each team before the Cup started "A Shadow Of Themselves, The Netherlands Need A World Cup Miracle". Pretty much everyone I know, besides…

Dafuq?

Even if the US beats Portugal, they won't beat Germany.

You are two different people with different bodies. Don't compare her weight loss to your weight loss. You are different people. Comparing your progress to hers will end up with you feeling discouraged.

Someone put the Benny Hill theme song in that Vine, please. That poor security guard, lol.

Goddamnit.

Oh no, it totally is a shitty stadium. I feel like with some money it could be spruced up for a major sporting event like the World Cup. I just have no interest in having it in the DC area. Same with the Summer Olympics.

She could be cutting calories to create a deficit between her calorie in take and what she is burning when she works out. I cut mine by 300 calories a day. I'm still eating enough, just eating healthier.

Congrats!

Oh, I was also known as "Cinderella" for two weeks when I was born because my hard of hearing Nana heard "Candice Ellen" as Cinderella when my mom called to tell her I was born. My aunt was like "Why the fuck did you name her Cinderella?" And my mom was like "uh... I didn't?"

My very close pals will call me "Candy" because they know I fucking hate it. Other nicknames are "Dice" or "Candypants" or "Candyass" (like the Orgy album :|). I was born in the UK and moved to the US when I was six and my parents are also from the UK and as a nickname my dad used to call me "Queenie" (like Queen…

Susan isn't even that common of a name! It was in the 60s/70s. Why would he think her name is Susan? I know a few Susie's but they're Susannah's and one Suhaila. Do you go by Susan or Susie?

I wish we were friends in real life.

Oh bummer! It worked for me but maybe because I had it cached. There's a tab for @ replies. Some were funny. Some were troll-y. I wasn't meaning to be a dick if it came off that way. Some people don't know twitter so I was just trying to help. Also their web format is stupid. It's easier to look it up on Hootsuite or…

I'm partial to "Whatta Man" by Salt-N-Pepa. I can't decide if my favorite lyric is "He knows that my name is not Susan." or "He spends quality time with his kids when he can." But you know what? Why choose?

Hahahaha I know right? I read his tweet and I was just like:

Yeah, if you aren't sweating, you're not doing it right.