I'm sure she's glad she doesn't work for you, because having a boss who only cares about how something is convenient for THEM and that's all that matters fucking sucks and is selfish. "I saw you left me a voicemail, but I cannot listen to it right now. What can I do for you?" is totally acceptable. It's 2014. Check…

I HA TE THOSE PEOPLE. I hate voicemail. I don't need to hear your one sided conversation. Calling my cell phone and seeing your name pop up as a missed call tells me all I need to know: You called me. I need to call you back. If it's something super important or need-to-know information, just text me. "Hey, I left the…

About 80% of my friends don't have jobs that really relate to their majors. My pals who work in advertising or public relations or marketing and shit all have degrees in history or English or French Literature or women's studies or some shit. The only pals I have who actually do shit relating to their major are pals…

Exactly. My friend went to UGA for her undergraduate degree and since she had residency, she qualified for the HOPE Scholarship and her tuition was basically nothing. She went to Columbia for law school though. Belle Knox could have gone to a good state school and gone to an expensive law school. Also, she could have…

I worked at corporate office for a large sports apparel company and my co-worker was gay and did drag. I was the only person who knew at work and he told me not to tell anyone (I wouldn't have anyway, it's not my business to tell). He was afraid that the dude-bro jocks at the office would treat him differently. I felt…

I wonder how that came up... "Y'all, I think we should legalize oral and anal. It's time." (side-eye from everyone).

I don't think he's conventionally "hot" but based on the character of his smile, I bet he's not a douche bag like other super hot dudes are. He's probably super fun to crush cold ones with. I'd rather hang with that kinda dude than some super hot dude. But they're nice to ogle.

To be honest, my go to hot dudes are like... dirt bag hesher looking dudes. Like King Tuff (google if you don't know. I also love his music).

I don't think Thierry is hot either. I also think Cristiano looks like a Jersey Shore cast member. I think Carlos Bocanegro is hot until he talks. I think Daley Blind is cute as shit.

I don't mind being naked. I'm not self conscious. Like I'll totally change in front of people in a locker room or dressing room or wear a revealing dress or top. Being in a bathing suit in public is not a big deal for me. For me it's just like... a security blanket type of feeling? I don't know how to explain it. I…

I watched all the games yesterday with my pal and every time someone was injured and reacted with the most over the top, dramatic reactions ever, my friend and I would say, in baby talk, "OUCHIES!" So dramatic.

Right? They've been on hiatus since 2012/2013. COME BACK, KICKETTE! This is your moment! It's World Cup time!

When it comes to guys, I don't have a type. I just like guys. Balding, hair, beard, clean shaven, brown hair, blond hair, any eye color, skinny, beefy, beer belly, whatever. But I can definitely appreciate some super hot athletic dudes when presented with them. World Cup is like a present every four years for me.

The French team are ridiculously good looking. Hunnies for days.

Dude, thank you. Like every one of those lists leaves off Daley Blind. He's so cute.

The teeth on the first guy. Yikes.

We are on the same page when it comes to drawers. I wear underwear under tights, leggings, tight dresses, running shorts, etc. I also will wake up in the middle of the night and put on underwear after doing sexy things. No bra? Fine. But I will put on underwear. Once at a party I got thrown into a pool and my pal gave…

I don't celebrate any of that shit and neither does my mom. I was just answering LuckyMc44's question.

Wouldn't an easier list be "Fug World Cup Players"? It would be like two or three people. There are too many World Cup hunnies to choose.