Jessica Coen did some Thighlights too during the last World Cup. She said on Twitter she'd bring it back!

It's definitely the hair gel.

I had a college professor that taught a night class and his day job was a teacher at an all boys private high school. In all my other classes if you had to use the restroom, you quietly got up and used the bathroom and came back, no questions asked. I mean, basically everyone in the class was over 21, an adult. The…

Yeah. I haven't talked to my dad in seven years, but he wasn't always a shithead. In fact, from birth until I was about... sixteen, he was actually a pretty good dad. He taught me how to cook, do laundry, fix my bike, change a tire, grow a garden, use power tools, how to sail, and also kinda acted like, "Mr. Mom"…

Isn't this the point?

I'm emotionally 12 years old too! (Five high!)

I honestly don't have a problem with them taking a picture with it going on in the background. I more have a problem with assholes who like, hold up traffic on city streets so they can get "cool edgy" photos in the streets of whatever major city and inconvenience someone else.

I hate the name Coralie. I don't know why I hate it so much. My friend's husband was deployed for a few months early on in her pregnancy and before he came back, I was helping her out with stuff. I used to go to doctor appointments and other shit with her and so many other moms, when they'd talk about baby names, this…

I woke up hungover on Sunday morning and made myself a recovery smoothie at like 9AM and watched the whole second season of OiTHB. I finished it around 11PM? I was useless on Sunday. I never actually put on real clothes either. And I ordered myself a shit ton of Chinese takeout. My roommate left for brunch /…

I LOLed during this scene. "You smell like a fucking turtle tank. Go take a fucking shower."

What's wrong with their names? They're not that weird. Kaia is pretty normal. Presley I can take or leave but it's not weird.

If I learned anything from my cousin's experience when she was pregnant with her daughter, it's NEVER tell your family what you are planning to name your baby until he or she is born and you've already named her/him. My family are the masters of ruining names and name-shaming each other. My mom and her younger sister…

I had two pals in high school with the last names Horney and Bonner. It didn't matter that her last name was pronounced BON-ner and not boe-ner.

There could be people watching thier lives slowly consumed by flames out there but hey, as long as we get pretty pictures, who gives a fuck right?

Nowhere I've ever worked is it standard policy to decline large tips...

I think it's more like, "get off my lawn / in my day..." kind of old man/woman shit where they think they frayed edge makes you look sloppy and unkempt. The same people who always tell you to tuck your shirt in and cut your damn hair.

Shut up. Do not call anyone a tranny. It's insanely offensive. It ranks alone side "faggot".

I just bought two really nice maxi dresses. I have SIX (6) weddings to go to this year and they're all out of state and all attended by people who don't know each other (a college friend, a work friend, a childhood friend from Maryland, a high school friend, an NYC pal, and a college pal) and I basically will wear the…

Right? I mean I tend to like my dresses in the $30-$80 range, unless it's a cocktail dress... but for a really cute dress that I'll get a lot of mileage out of, I'll splurge for $160... It's technically a whole outfit. It's not like it's a t-shirt haha.

My friend has continued to wear all her band t-shirts while pregnant... but now she's like 30 weeks and they stretch out real far. It's like saran wrap hahaha. She DJed a party last night in a Hunx and his Punx middle finger t-shirt stretched over her big ol' belly. Love her.