YES PLEASE. You can deliver these to downtown DC. Thx.

My favorites are Camera+ and VSCO cam. The brightness / editing options on both are cool. Camera+ has a TON of cool editing features.

I hate and love Rihanna. Sometimes I think she's funny and cool and then sometimes she makes fun of teenagers who are fans of hers on Twitter and reacts to people calling her out by calling them an "old thot" (thot = ho) (which sucks because you react to someone calling out your nakedness by calling them a ho? Come…

She has a great body. She's not too thin, she looks healthy, she has a great ass, etc... there are lots of reasons. Why the fuck do you care if a bunch of people on here talk about how she has a great figure? What might be a "great body" to them might not be the same definition as yours. Why do you feel the need for…

I'm long EVERYTHING. Long torso, long arms. Dude, I can like stand up straight and scratch my knees (exaggerating)... but yeah, my arms are long. Even things that aren't short on me were still violation of the dress code because my arms were so damn long. I'm not even a person who LIKES short shorts or short skirts,…

I think it was this part that she thinks made your comment sound pretentious:

My co-worker is very thin and willowy and often gets called out for it and suspected of having an eating disorder. She doesn't. We have a small table between our desks (our desks are situated so we sit back to back and the small table has crackers, snacks, etc, and we have cheeses and charcuterie in the employee…

Monster and Red Bull are fucking gross. You know what isn't? DR. PEPPER. DP is the truth.

Fuck your MIL! If my MIL ordered for me, I would freak the fuck out on her. Keep your eyes on your own paper, mother-in-law. I eat what I want!

No it doesn't. But making fun of people who do makes fleetstreak an asshole. :)

I'm from the UK and when we moved to the states, I thought I escaped black pudding... until my dad found a shop in a town near by that sold it (and other snacks / treats from the UK). I was not happy.

The fact that she went basically naked to a fashion awards show is hilarious to me.

Tranny? :|

I thought that, but after talking to her, she's not really addicted to yoga. She does other things too, like acupuncture and therapy and clean eating and all that shit. I think for the first time in years she doesn't feel numb and she's surprised about how things affect her mood and feelings. Like when she's at work…

Awww, I think she looks cute in her glasses. Four eyes unite!

I am friends with a super in-demand yoga instructor in the city I live in. My pal attends his classes and she's credited yoga and my friend as helping her stay clean (she has drug issues). She's been clean and sober for months now... and while I am so happy for her and proud of her, ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT YOGA.…

Diddy is a 14 year old girl posting on LiveJournal in 2001.

Why isn't there a JoAnn Fabrics in this fucking city? I have some sewing projects to finish and there are NO local fabric places in the city proper and I don't have a car.

Rachel Berry pretending to be Anne Hathaway