See, I had a problem with Wellbutrin when I was senior in high school. Lady boner killer for sure.

What percentage of the population works in an office setting where you have to wear "business attire or business casual" clothing? Every single office I've worked in has been casual, jeans, t-shirts, etc. Those girls were dressed FINE, there was nothing wrong with their shirts. No boobs busting out of them, nothing…

The amount of hatred and judgement towards people and a lifestyle that those commentors on those websites know nothing about is just really sad. Like, I hope those people aren't friends with people struggling with their sexuality and gender, because those people need support and love from their friends to be who they…

So, I have a cousin who is 22 months older than me. We were the only two grandkids until I was 6 and she was 8. My cousin, being the oldest, could do NO wrong. She got away with fucking murder. She was a total bully to be as a kid. She was "bigger" and "older" and was a total brat (we get along really well now though,…

My friend is a trans male who is dating a woman. The woman he is dating has never dated a trans male before, but they've been together for five months now and everything seems to be going just fine. They're cute and happy together. I don't think she's a fetishist. There's a difference between a person dating a…

Female bodies, man... shit is bonkers.

Stop thinking so much and sending it to my brain. My hands are killing me! :)

I want to do this when I go to the beach next week.

If you want to feel awful about a good majority of Americans, you should read the comments on articles on In Touch and US Weekly about this "scandal". For the most part* the people who comment on Jezebel range from the average intelligence to very intelligent, most of whom are reasonably to well versed in feminism…

I love her. She has the best reaction GIFs. Her and Latrice Royale.

It's like a Sophie's Choice between cover my ass and camel toe sometimes.

I work at a music venue. Me smoking a spliff out back of work is the most tame thing going on back there.

Me and two of my pals were at a party and Dina Lohan was there. We all have this small obsession with Lindsay Lohan and one of our friends was wasted talking to wasted Dina Lohan and was kind of like, half mocking her but half not, like in a "OMG GURL" kind of way and Dina Lohan was like, "YOU LADIES ARE SO GREAT,…

That last GIF, lol.

Yeah, I'm in the USA. I live in DC though and the closest Target for me is in Columbia Heights (I don't have a car) and I LOATHE going there. It's a high traffic area of shoppers. I hate places like that... and the mall. Haha. I usually am not looking for yoga pants though, usually more general work out stuff or the…

That's what happened to my friend when did ate mushrooms in Atlantic City. We had already been drinking and ate a weed cookie a few hours earlier... I told him to just eat a stem and he'd be fine and would be able to function in public just fine but noooooo, he's a MAN and had to eat a giant cap... and ended up in the…

I can't with your hate of tomatoes and Sriracha and your love of Arby's. TOMATOES RULE.