MODCLOTH MAKES ME SO MAD. I always get advertisements for shit on my Facebook and there is always a super cute dress and it's ALWAYS SOLD OUT. Hahaha. Everything I've bought from ModCloth fits me and I'm a pear shaped lady. I'm not plus sized either, but my problem is that everything dress or skirt is too short.

All companies have fucked up sizing shit for women. I'm 5'10" and I wear a size 10 pants and a size S/M or size 4/6 top. Fitted dresses? Fuck off. 1. I have a long torso so the part of the dress where the "hips" hit is actually my lower torso and the tight part is my butt, so shit never fits. If something DOES fit,…

Dude, Angela was so fucking annoying. So was her mom, but you don't yell at someone's mama. He should have had more patience with her. I also think he took some of his hatred of Angela out on her mom just because she was Angela's mom. But for real doe, Angela suuuuucckkkked.

Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are cousins.

We are the same person! I kayak too! I kayak down the Potomac and around the Chesapeake Bay. I also do sea kayaking. Last summer I did long multi-day trip and kayaked with a few pals from Hilton Head in SC to St. Simons in GA. I also like paddle boarding. I've tried surfing once last summer. It didn't end well, but…

Sarah needs to get her shit straight. Syphilis is treated with antibiotics, not an ointment.

I'd imagine that the hospital will settle out of court. That's usually what I see when someone sues the hospital... it kinda seems like they'll only go to court when it's the hospital is suing someone.

I did a lot of research on sunscreen a few years ago. For example, SPF 100 is no better than SPF 30 (SPF 100 is also a gimmick and likely not SPF 100). It basically just means you can bare your skin longer before suffering a sunburn, it's not stronger… you just don't have to reapply it as often as you would SPF 30……

Pilot to Gunner 'accidentally' drops XXL magnum female condom on the floor...
Dude: (eyebrow raise) You packin' a giant vagine? Let me buy you a drink sometime...

Can she load up one of these things for me to carry around? I got some creepy men in DC to scare the shit out of...

See, I hate smoking weed but I LOVE eating it. I agree with the different highs.

"The noob"... or the person who just wants to smoke a spliff outback after work and still be functioning.

I don't feel bad for her. It sounds like she's not really a smoker or eater or weed so she ate too much. PEOPLE: When eating or smoking weed or hash or doing mushrooms: start off with a little... see how you feel after like, 45 minutes, and then either smoke/eat more or don't. You can always get MORE stoned. But once…

#2 YAS. Some tomato and capers and some red onion on that shit, too. Please and thank you.

I'm not a ginger or a natural blonde! I have super dark brown hair and I am porcelain white. This delicate flower does not tan. My mom has blonde hair and blue eyes and tans super easily, always super dark in the summer. Once we went to the beach and I asked her if she had any sunscreen and she had SPF 8. I was like,…

I don't tan at all so this wouldn't be a problem for me... and while I have a few suits with weird patterns on them, some of the ones above are kind of ridiculous. That being said, it's just tanlines. Like a few weird ones isn't a big deal. It's summer. If I'm naked and some dude has a problem with my TANLINES... UM,…

I'll be on the lookout! I work weird hours (12PM-8PM, sometimes a little later) so it's rare I get time to veg and watch TV... and weekends are like my only time to do life things like see pals or go to the grocery store, so I am usually not home. But Sundays I save up all my TV shows from the week and binge watch all…

I don't like seeing my boyfriend floss his teeth. Also, wait your turn, dick. Bathroom time is solo time, unless shower sexy time.