The only reason the USA made it as far as they did last time is because their group was USA, England, Slovenia, and Algeria. They got bumped out and didn't make it to the quarter finals because they got beat by Ghana. The group USA is in this World Cup is USA, Portugal, Ghana, and Germany. Dear USA: GIRL, BYE.

It does hurt like shit. I've donated before. I would donate again, now that I know what I am getting myself into (I was 19 when I had it done), but I was kinda unprepared for how much it would actually suck. The person I talked to from the hospital kinda down played it. I don't know if I am able to donate again…

Like... of all the gay things in DC to picket, you pick a high school's GSA Pride Day? Really? There are way gayer things in DC than that. WBC, if you're going to be giant bigoted fuckface assholes, at least put effort in.

Daley Blind can get it.

Westboro Baptist Church is coming to DC this weekend to picket Wilson High School in Northwest DC during their Gay Straight Alliance's Pride Day. Weirdly, there was no mention of them picketing DC Pride, which is happening downtown the same time, until later in the week. I'm sure it went something like this:

RIGHT? I feel like some of my friends are unhappy because they spend every single waking moment with their kid, like never leave them alone. They post about how when they are at work they miss their little snowflake and it breaks their heart to be away from them during the day. Doesn't the kid get sick of this too? Go…

He's Prince. I don't expect him to be a nice guy and shotgun a beer with me and give me a fist bump. I expect him to be Prince. He's a celestial being.

Also, I don't know if you are aware, but teenagers know EVERYTHING already. Everyone else is just stupid. (Eyeroll. I hate teenagers.)

Not only did we survive, I think a lot of people who came out of the time when the internet wasn't so easy to access also have a lot more imagination. My cousins cannot function without the internet or their phone in their hands. Like they don't know what to do with themselves without it. GO PLAY OUTSIDE. READ A…

In 2008 I went to Montreal to visit some pals of mine who went to Concordia University. They worked in the radio station on campus and THEY STILL HAD DIAL UP. 56k. Oddly they were also an internet only radio station at the time too.

Oh I bust out A/S/L all the time when I run into pals on Tinder lol.

I still fucking have a fax at work because my luddite cheap boss won't spend the money on a scanner OR just get a brand new, fast fax machine. Our fax can do about 10 pages for one fax and it takes FOREVER and often fails mid-fax. I work at a music venue and often have to fax 15-20 page band contracts. I started using…

I just informed by 23 year old co-worker what the Powerglove was. She was baffled.

House Hunters and House Hunters International. I watch the fuck out of both of those shows. The worst people are people who talk about "Man Caves", bitch about paint colors (YOU CAN RE-PAINT IT, SHUT UP), "open concept floor plans", the horror of not having his and hers sinks in the bathroom. Go die.

I was living in NYC at the time I had surgery but I had my surgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. My mom lives there and I have had other surgeries there (I played a lot of rough sports / was generally a disaster as a kid) and I was staying with her while I recovered. Had I stayed in NYC, I would have had…

I am not remotely a shy person and I have a habit of speaking my mind, especially when I see someone (like a waiter) being treated unjustly.

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