Onion rings > french fries.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Besides the fact that I got bills ‘n shit, weed is the only reason about half the people at my job ain’t have the cholesterol slapped outta them yet.

If I were Ms. Berry I’d say, “Hell yeah I’m expecting...to take a giant dump tomorrow morning when I wake up.”

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

I played right field in little league.

Thomas D. Homan. Thomas Dee Ho-man. Thomas The Human.

Honestly, this is the best comment I could hope to get for this piece.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

THATS BECAUSE YOUR A SOFT CUCK BRO. REAL MEN DONT NEED VACATION THEY PUT THERE NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE

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Let’s not lie here people. I understand we all want to be “PC” or whatever… But its time to get real.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Story time!

Ok. You came on a message board in 2017 and called a person you do not know a “philistine”.

Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me, although, in full disclosure, I spend most of my day looking at huge cocks on the internet.

This is very timely.