This is the comment that I needed to feel better about the world before I went to bed. It’s brilliant. My thanks.

Tape it to a ceiling fan. Bigger arc, plus more mass means the balance won’t be as screwed as a turntable meant for 75gram vinyl.

I go to different public schools as part of my work to talk to kids. Snitches get stitches. Lots of kids don’t want to bother with police. But if this man was outside (not in his house) and pointing a gun at kids, he was in the wrong period, and they definitely had the right to run him over if they felt their lives…

I am in Georgia right now. Even my guide has said that when people visit the country they gain a few kilos from all of the food/wine.

Did you first think Prince was gay?

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Here’s how I relieve tension every morning by being mindful.

No, ketchup is essential to a hot dog. You know what’s not essential? Just about anything that you can find on a Chicago hot dog.

And suddenly, through a simple act of changing his text, the transition is complete. He’s no longer part of the “Ultimate” universe (which used lowercase letters whenever Ultimate characters spoke). He now speaks in all capitals, like the rest of the original Marvel universe.

SHOCKER! A fucking idiot!

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.