Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:
At least he has his family to not turn to.
LaVarr Ball is the guy at the party who tells the same joke, while funny at first, over and over to the point where you just move to the other side of the room to get away from him.
LMAO he said “boo hiss.” I hate Alex Trebec. His little commentary cracks me up.
First of all, Trebek gives the answer and the contestant gives the question. Secondly, the value of a response is binary, it is either correct or incorrect, so her response was not better than any other response and only worse than the correct response.
There are much less of those things you listed than there are sports fans or people aware of NBA team names.
She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.
Why is his name on it at all? Isn’t a flak jacket, a flak jacket?
He looks like Andy, Ed Helms’ character, from the Office.
“Sorry Jerry, I just want to play plutocracy.”
He’s basically Gob from Arrested Development, without the personality.
“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”
I wonder if they were recorded using RealAudio.
I have no idea how you could read that and think it was serious.
I honestly am not sure if you’re joking or serious. Im like 65% sure you’re joking.... I think?
If I’m forced to live in a world where Phil Mushnick and Suzyn Waldman are the protagonists, then the terrorists will have won.