I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

Great; so not only has my CPO been driven like a rental, but it’s haunted too.

I never dreamed of reading one.

With Snyder in office, you can bet on a vast majority of it not going to anything that benefits the public.

But now how are the cool kids going to be able to draw penises in the soot on the back windows? These are the important questions I expect Betsy DeVos to tackle.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

My thought was hockey. Like game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals, series tied 2-2. Then finding out in the second intermission that someone called in and said in game 4 the officials missed an off-sides that resulted in a goal. So now that goal’s invalid and the team’s penalized another goal for posting the wrong score…

What kind of bored, nosy, meddlesome asshole is incensed enough by this to actually call in?

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

“That was the hardest walk of my career.”

So this is a reverse OSHA situation where the ladder was too safe?

......We need to make baby boomers pay a fucking fine as punishment for how they raised millennials.

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

[Insert terrible Pelle Lindbergh crash joke]

Controversial opinion: I think the Regal is a good car.

I’ve owned a 2013 for about a year and a half (FWD) and I can agree that it’s a little slow off of the line, but hit the gas at speed and you feel a lot of power. Passing is not a problem in this car. A friend of mine has a 2015 Audi A5 and he was super impressed about how much more power I had than he does at freeway…

Yeah, a FAST Buick. Which was his point.

Little do you know that it’s actually Ken Bone

So he can have a refreshing break when he's crawling around in there.