I’m sure things are set to load in order of importance:

So you’re saying there are... Too Many Cooks?

Starring to give you some clout. 

“They’re playing Semisonic... let’s merge.”

I’d pay and deal with a few passive ads. But that’s just me.

Gif party for you, sir:

I remember reading in an old car magazine how anybody restoring old Mopars to “factory” condition was actually doing a much better job than was ever done at the factory. Basically if you want it like it just came off the line, the side mirror should be loose and there better be paint overspray on the tires.

A couple years ago I took my 2012 Regal GS to a small shop near my house because the ABS light was on. They said it was probably a hub sensor but they weren’t able to read the error code so I should just take it to the dealer. I’ve just gone to the dealership for everything since.

I don’t generally notice gaps, but the hood gap over the headlight in the lead picture caught my attention right away. It really tapers toward the nose.

Stick to sports-related content, like your ads.

So where are we all going for our sports-adjacent content now? Any recommendations? Love ya Tom and everybody else, but with Barry out I’m sure a few more of you aren’t long for this site and we should all start planning an exit strategy.

Stick to Good Dogs

I don’t like to play favorites but the first dog was my favorite.

This will age well. That bride will have to defend these pictures until her brother leaves her for the thick cousin on the left. 

Really speaking truth-to-power today, eh?

I would like Jalopnik to break down how the getaway driver is so much less efficient than the thief. He has time to tweak his park job while the Gourdburglar is doing the deed, but instead sits there in Park *blocked in* and has to shimmy his way out after the swiped squash gets loaded.

So is taking a discarded Xmas tree from the curb and putting it between somebody’s storm door and entry door. Makes for a fun surprise in the morning.

Pumpkin stealing is proof that you need your upper body to run, too.