He’s now prepared to stop a bad Honda with a gun.

Riptide? There was some sort of robot detective living on a houseboat or something? I don’t know; it doesn’t matter. Even if I’m way off, I really think CBS could make a “robot detective living on a houseboat” show and get at least four seasons out of it.

My guess is it’s a long pilot billed as a “movie”.

Those were the Rockies. The Avalanche are... (checks Wikipedia)... yup, the Avalanche are still there.

Die Harderer?

I always wanted a Magnum and really like then then-Pacifica. Of course DaimlerChrysler felt the need to scrap them both for the... Journey.

Some people in the Detroit area have taken to referring to the Pistons as The Stones. It’s infuriating.

I’ve found that cougars are usually they’re just looking for a nice night out, like dinner and maybe a movie. Rarely does it get this far.

Too many. Too. Damn. Many.

+1 for not spelling it “wheelbarrel”.

Swift nut-shot, then back on the field. 

I think you’re thinking of Whack-Bat.

Nobody forced you to watch Slap Shot 2. I hope. 

I said it for years: my Avenger had a Ferrari stereo head unit, not the other way around.

Nah: cheaper to own them over 84 months at 1.9%, even with bad credit. 

Just replaced my Regal GS with a Ram 1500, and no regrets. Similar fuel economy from regular instead of premium, more room for the family, much more room for cargo, I can load up on home improvement gear without trashing the minivan, and I don’t have to worry about Michigan potholes destroying wheels or suspension.…

I drove a 2008 Avenger for seven years, almost 200,000 miles. It was dead reliable and still got almost 30 mpg when I sold it. I was glad to get rid of it, but I find myself missing the simplicity of it every once in a while.