I always give pickups the right of way because I know they’re going to give themselves the right of way no matter what. 

Jesus Christ, lady. Relax.

I only put the volume on numbers divisible by 3, with a few inexplicable exceptions:

I like to assume he started with a different headline that correctly used the word “Ran”, then made a few edits and forgot to change the tense of the word.

I appreciate your technical answer, but still feel Amazon could sell these for less and make up the difference in e-book sales.

I appreciate your technical answer, but still feel Amazon could sell these for less and make up the difference in…

I’m not working with much, here

Random Kindle questions:

Random Kindle questions:

These movies are the live-action equivalent of those CGI reenactments on Taiwan news broadcasts.

“... and this is Booth Motor Company’s answer to Mr. Goodwrench: Dr. Mudd.”

I mentioned the new Continental to my wife the other day and she didn’t even know one existed. When I saw one coming towards us on the other side of the street I pointed it out, only to realize it was actually a new MKZ with an identical front end to the Conti. Way to make your flagship car immediately not stand out…

Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?!

So you’ve seen my DIY privacy fence?

Um,,,,,, he was coming from the OTHER DIRECTION!!1! There’s NO WAY he could have read that sign.

I thought it was slow, boring, and poorly-acted when I was a kid.

No, Michael Scott was good at his job. He was often inappropriate and made his employees mad, but his character was (by design) very good at his selling paper and running a successful office.

Ford Swayback Nag

You should see what North Haverbrook’s Accelerated Bridge looks like today.

Just be sure you DON’T pass the bar!!! Go one in (and order a cold one)!!!

How does free Kokanee taste?

THAT’S who that is!