“It was the most perfect double-tapered tweet of my life...”

Same here.

Conquest!

RIP in peace, PiMMa.

I read it as: he said “no” to putting it in Deadspin or Fusion/Splinter; he wanted it for Jalopnik instead.

Save yourself the trouble of having to inevitably put him back on a few weeks later: never take Jim Caldwell off the chopping block list.

Not true! I like Bill Burr much more than his guy, and would appreciate seeing him in more Hollywood roles.

Just look for a Trackhawk-sized crate that smells like coffee (to throw the dogs off, obv).

#humblebrag

I’m most upset with him using “an historically less represented...”. Does this mean he pronounces it _istorically, like Trump saying things are _uge?

“Want to see the cheers I came up with for the new high school?”

I had a ‘93 with no A/C, but it did have manual floor vents I could open. Combine that with a sliding rear window and you’ve got yourself a nice “breeze”.

He’s dead. Everything is “former” for him.

Yeah, if we can find the chest then the hard work is really done. We’ll figure out a way to open it. THAT’S the important thing.

Despite local dune buggy laws, you can still go across state lines and get a dune buggy there quite easily. Just look at Chicago: many dune buggies on the street despite restrictive dune buggy laws.

I won’t get into how his suspension affected the way I set my fantasy lineup this week, but... it affected the way I set my fantasy lineup this week.

Way to bury the lede: you *delivered* for Little Caesars? I don’t remember that ever being a thing.

Me too. We do get the Regal Tour X, a performance oriented wagon with a stick. Better than nothing, I suppose, but not something I’d ever consider actually purchasing. (I say it lasts 2-3 years, max, and will be used as another example of “wagons don’t sell”.)

Underrated: Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza. It’s a solid “Not that bad!”, especially considering the nightmarish atmosphere you have to eat it in.

Same! Took me an hour to find an ATM because there were no signs that said whether or not you could pay the toll with card, and I wasn’t about to get detained in some sort of NJ bridge prison.