I just put a big squirt of sriracha on my plate when I opened up Deadspin and HOO BOY not so hungry now.

I always thought it was more along the lines of “unimpressed”.

But there’s still some hope for bumper stickers, right?

Actually, at Joe Louis a Hot ‘n Ready pizza was $20.

Parking is my one big hangup. Unless I’m getting free/cheap tickets, I’m not going to overpay for parking to see a mediocre product.

Any truth to the rumor he grew up with Matt Stafford? NOBODY EVER MENTIONS THIS!!!

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Subtle reminder that Fox once cancelled Family Guy, too.

Clamshell hood, too. Not sure why, but that doesn’t matter.

I would love for a few Patriots (or members of whatever local team’s aggrieved fanbase is destroying things they spent money on and will one day undoubtedly replace) to show up to a demonstration just to observe. Nothing confrontational; just a “Hey fellas... what’s going on?”.

No, it snot.

“I tried my best!”

His “humor” always comes off as very fake to me, like every punchline is just a way of him saying “See: I’m NOT Danny Tanner!”.

http://deadspin.com/lions-shock-cowboys-with-an-80-yard-drive-in-less-than-1453051319

The “Blackout Rule”, known for years in Detroit as the “Oh God I Hope Meijer Buys the Last Ten Thousand Tickets at The Silverdome So I Can Watch Mediocrity On TV This Week” Rule.

This really distracted me. I don’t see a chip anywhere, or cuts in the grooves.

I predict we’ll see more people committing similar crimes now. Copy-craps, if you will.

I skimmed the first part of the article, didn’t click any links, and read the first few comments.

Lewis Skolnick committed multiple felonies.