They were probably just trying to avoid another lawsuit from the guy; taking the pennies made him go away.

Seriously. How many stone does the guy weigh? Just as useful.

That’s the real story here. It’s a coin toss whether or not I can hit a birdie that gently floats over the net in my backyard.

I know a person (in-law, mid-forties female) who bought a 2014 Camry to replace her 10+ year old beige Camry. She likes the blue color, but the backup camera confuses her.

Homemade Rogue CrossCabriolet?

“First the Mustang, now the Bronco? Is Ford going to start naming everything after a horse now?”
- a Millennial, obviously

I think you would have to either buy a sensible dress from a bed-and-breakfast owner for fair market value, or borrow one from a local newscaster.

The Venn Diagram of people who find this Camry “too edgy” and people who find french vanilla ice cream “too rich” is just a circle.

I only skimmed the article, but saw no references to Fred Smoot.

Do you fly your car with you, or do you rent one when you get there? smh

Would it be irresponsible for a news outlet to report that President Trump definitely plans to launch a nuke, only because he will then definitely not launch a nuke to prove BIG MEDIA wrong?

After reading the rest of the article I’m not sure it matters. It might as well say “This engine option is rated with numbers”.

I can’t pretend I wouldn’t buy an E-liant wagon.

ET Cruiser, FurE, E-liant...

“I’m an adult wearing a football jersey! You’re wearing a t-shirt from a team that my team doesn’t like!”

“LONESTAR HIP HOP!!!!1!!”

At first glance I thought the ‘87 Nissan Jura was a Ford Probe minivan concept.

“Trump to Cuck Foreign Militaries Using Stereotype-Inspired Naval Fleet”