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Not trying to take away from the content of this story, but the title text reads “Stuart Little.”

I thought that was pink eye. 

Same thing happened when the stories of James Levine’s predilection for young, unwilling boys came out. Anyone who was even remotely connected to opera or classical music knew about both of these men for a long time, and if you were lucky, you got a whispered warning before you ever had the chance to interact with

As a former rower-turned-cyclist, I wave my hand derisively at such puritan concerns.

Industry-standard rowing machines (Concept2, Rowperfect) do have an option for watts as a system of measurement, but the conversion from watts to calories isn’t consistent, because manufacturers make assumptions about who’s using the machine. For example, Concept2 assumes the user is 175lbs: https://www.concept2.com/in

Well, he died from Alzheimers, so I doubt it. 

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Live view of me trying to figure this out with the rest of the commentariat:

General Booty as a #13 seed is a shocker. 

Yup. My wife and I have seen half of the Red Sox MiLB affiliates play (Portland, Lowell, Pawtucket, and Greenville), and if you don’t count the flight to Charleston, I don’t think we ever spent more on gas, food, parking, and tickets at any of those games than we do at Fenway. And we live on the T.

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Reminds me of one of Dave Chappelle’s old stand up routines.

I legitimately laughed out loud at this comment, but you’re at 69 stars and I cannot in good conscience give you another one. 

To be fair, men’s crew isn’t governed by the NCAA. But it doesn’t appear that OP knew that. 

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I do remember sitting on my chair, pooping, and just kind of hoping that no one would notice.

+1, Archimedes

Don’t forget “New England’s Rising Star!” For the past two decades. In which it hasn’t risen at all.

+1 riverside meeting contract negotiation