bascelicna25

6/12/14

Where do you squeeze him to make the vinegar and water solution shoot out?

6/12/14

It's true; you can't marry the douchebaggery out of a man.

6/12/14

HE RUINED YOUR LIFE. He should be calling you to apologize.

6/12/14

He is slime and that ugly hair color suits him for that reason alone. How full of yourself do you have to be to bother ex-girlfriends you treated like shit just to make yourself feel like a good man before you get married? Fuck off, Adam Levine.

6/12/14

Adam Levine — the tribal arm band tattoo that successfully wished his way into becoming a full human man

6/9/14

she found a funky basket and put it on her head... wouldn't you?

6/7/14

This seems relevant...

6/7/14

Hey guys it's me the shark. Yeah, I'm alive. I just lost the tag in a poker match. Thanks for worrying though. You're the bestests xo

6/6/14

Am I being a pedant or should you only be able to call a photo a selfie unless the person taking the picture is also in the photo?

6/6/14

How do we know you're a man? Do you have your license. What do the other men think? What do you talk about at your meetings?

6/6/14

If you haven't bonded with your significant other by violently vomitting as the other one sobs about a death too young, you have not lived.

6/6/14

Patiently awaits TLC's thoughts on Nicki Minaj.

6/6/14

#notallimaginaryfriends

6/6/14

Hey, don't blame me for this shit! :o

6/6/14

I actually did ask my dad to go to one with me (13-year-old me's thought process was pretty much limited to, "All my friends are going so I want to go too!"), and he did refuse, because he said he wanted me free to make the best decisions for me without a pledge like that hanging over my head. At the time I was all…

6/6/14

Nope I am Latvian, but hating Swedes is kinda the thing that most people next to the Baltic Sea do, they are just so smug and annoying, not to mention their constant attempts of conquering the whole region, I just know they are up to something sooner or later those IKEA products will turn on us.

6/6/14

I think it's the hands resting on the wombs that does it

6/6/14

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

6/6/14

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

6/6/14

First time doing shrooms, husband (then boyfriend) grew a batch and gave some to me - mildly neurotic even at the best of times - and his best friend - makes me look like a Zen Buddhist.