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Because unless you are a Twilight vampire, showing up naked would be significantly less sparkly.

aaaaand now i'm a lesbian.

Fierce, fearless and out of fucks.

Yup. I'm right behind you.

HE RAN OVER PEOPLE'S TOES SOMETIMES, OKAY? (people make me sad.)

Right? How do you get methamphetamine, Oxycontin and psilocybin right, but fuck up "sunflower"?

you should be more respectful of oppressed cultures. check your privilege.

I really like that the list goes heroin, ecstasy, cocaine... sunflower seeds. I'm going to need some healthy fats along with my PCP, please.

Are you looking to hire? As a quality reviewer, I can be an essential asset to your team.

So, people that consider themselves both are the smartest of all? What about people that are bird people? Or small mammal people? Or reptile people?

As a show runner I can't stand Moffat, starting with the casting the casting of perpetually pissy Karen Gillan. As an episodic writer I love Moffat, my favorite NuWho is definitely season 1, with Christopher. Moffat's two episode, "The Empty Child," ("Are you my mummy?") is without a doubt my favorite NuWho episode…

I'm naming my firstborn child Sandra Bullock Is Maybe Dating Chris Evans West.

There's a Korean folk tale that is somehow a combination of Cinderella and the Cruel Sister/Bonny Swans folk ballad even though the originating cultures are obviously very separate.

when i was little, my dad and mom would read me fairy tales and the like from this big book we had. there was one about a man who chose his wife by watching three sisters eat cheese one was greedy and shoved the whole thing, rind and all, in her mouth, one wasn't careful and cut away too much cheese with the rind,…

WHY DO THEY THINK THE CLEAN BED WHERE WE SLEEP IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE FOR A WET TOWEL?? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Brave.

I also think that fairy tales were complex psychological allegories written for the times that they were in and that gave it resonance. I think we need to write our own, partly because our symbolic language and systems of meaning has also shifted.

I was charmed by the first Shrek movie because it subverted some of those tropes. The princess was a real person who could save herself, they fell in love, and they stayed ogres.