Please. It's Texas. Everyone has a gun.

The helicopters confuse me. Just what are they expecting fetus-like object to do?

This might be the saddest sentence ever typed.

I would also encourage EVERYONE NOT TO LOOK. If these people wanted us to see them naked, WE WOULD HAVE SEEN THEM. Don't be part of the problem. I feel so, so bad for everyone who was so violated in this way.

She's breathtakingly beautiful in person.

But the thing is, as long as there is demand, there will be a supply. My curiosity is killing me (I would LOVE to see her naked) but until we are in some weird, bi-exploratory naked extravaganza and she willingly undresses before me, I'm not going to view the pictures. You may be a drop in the bucket, but put a…

It's fun.

Or escalate the argument to point of diverting the flight? Because, dude, WOW, you may have crossed a line, or five.

Or how about not freak out at other people and/or the crew? Public transportation sucks because other people suck.

So she went slumming. She got involved in a relationship she knew was out of bounds for her. The bikini pic (as RoyalCanadian has also posted below) is readily available online as she's a bodybuilder that does competitions. Even I could also possess her bikini pic should I want to.

Exactly. A little sleuthing will yield all kinds of bounty.

In case you had doubts, not too soon.

There is no teaberry.

That presupposes that there are discrete levels of sexuality. Other theories have sexuality being more fluid along the continuum.

Not at all titillating or crudely satisfying at all. I give it an F for for poor creativity and abysmal execution of "fuck."

Ooooooooooooooooh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...someone got in trouble...

Also, what is tentacle rape porn? Seriously. Do not want to look that up. A simple summary will do.

I just...I want...I...*swoon*

But it has for years, and for ever, and it's everywhere! The objectification and unnecessary sexualization of women is so pervasive, it's literally the norm. How does it feel when the show is on the other foot? Cartoon dick doesn't really do anything for me, but it's sure a lightning rod and it has attracted a whole…

We humans fuck up a lot. But we sure know how to give a good scratch and a give massage.

Someone give me something, ANYTHING, redeeming about Bieber. I'm trying so hard to find anything and I can't.