He’s on loan from Newell’s Good Boys.

Runyan. I think we’re landing on Runyan:

Any punch thrown by someone bilked into being a Jags fan is, by definition, a sucker punch.

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

The Bills could handcuff Nathan Peterman, lock him in a car, drive that car to Alaska, dump that car in the Bering Strait, drive all the way back home, and walk in the door only to find Peterman BACK, fit as a fiddle, and ready to start for Week 7. They’ll never shake him.

They’re the kind of people who think solar panels degrade the sun

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

King: It’s Zizouuu! Aaahhh!!
JR: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! What’s he doing here? He’s supposed to be in Spain!
Zidane sprints to the ring, steel chair in hand
JR: Zidane, through hellfire and brimstone, has returned! And—
Zidane lays Mourinho out with the chair
JR: MY GOD! The steel chair to Mourinho’s chest. I swear that’ll…

La Liga is fortunate Barcelona won, otherwise they’d petition to have the result declared invalladolid

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

Playoff hockey is the best. The combination of the speed of the game, high stakes, and the pure warrior mentality of the players is an utter delight. OT ratchets it up to yet another level of awesome. This game and the SJ/Vegas game on Saturday were so, so much fun to watch as a neutral fan.

Oh go on then:

So many valid answers...

Straight Outta Compton/Fuck Tha Police/Gangsta Gangsta

Do you remember Bjørn Dæhlie? I remember Bjørn Dæhlie.

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

I got out of my car the other day, slipped and nearly fell, looked down and saw I’d slipped on an old banana peel, and went “What is this, the movies?!” out-loud.

I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.

Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.