The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Auto racing like F1 or Le mans is the most mentally grueling sport. If you loose your concentration trying to hit an apex on a corner going 230 you spin out destroy a car worth over 10 million and quite possibly can die. All with another car behind you breathing down your neck trying to pass you.

It’s in “”, so obviously it is only a suggestion.

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Gonna call out a hard exception to the “durr everyone knows what is on the menu” rule and that is Taco Goddamned Bell. There are always a few standbys, but those fuckers are typically shuffling thru new menu items faster than a three-card monty dealer outside the subway stop. Plus, I’m usually half-smashed in the…

Pajar Canada Guardo

Pajar Canada Guardo

Half man, (nearly) half a century

People get pissed with me for texting a paragraph instead of lots of shorter texts. Like either way it’s the same amount of information, wouldn’t you rather have your phone ring once instead of a dozen times?

There were also a few Falcons injuries where they had to stop the clock and I know this will sound bad but I was thinking at the time, “you might be hurt, but you have to get up and get off the field and not allow the refs to call an injury time out. That clock has to keep running.”

He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’

He probably gets fustrated when he’s in the liberry too.

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

More like “Trystcuits”

Fuck cancer. Long live Sager. I hope I can one day have even half the strength and courage he exhibited during his battle.

That gave me a thought. I hope every coach, sideline reporter, and player who’s not dressed out wears a Sager-like sport coat tonight. That would be a nice tribute.

If you’re a good, cool person, wrap yourself in pillows, lock your front door, and don’t leave your bedroom for the next three weeks.

Seriously, it’s as if they think “But he handsome and wears nice clothes! Isn’t it somehow ironic that he’s a fucking racist piece of shit?!?”

As far as I’m concerned: