“People keep injuring themselves on electric scooters.”

Most important thing about any sex toy is the material it’s made of. A lot of sex toys (especially the cheaper ones) are made from rubber and plastics that are not exactly healthy when you insert them in your body - they leech toxins into you. And if the material is porous then it’s never going to be fully sterile.…

Factor in another $30 for a pair of those hiking pants which zip off at the knees. 

Factor in another $30 for a pair of those hiking pants which zip off at the knees. 

Now THAT’S a crash. 

Just don’t buy it from Amazon because you’ll receive it in a box the size of a frigging garage. 

Yeah you only have to read the employee reviews on Glassdoor. It’s absolutely horrific that people are still using them to walk their dogs. 

Of course the mom and pop businesses are better than Wag. They use proper employees instead of independent contractors, and as a result have infinitely more training and oversight than Wag. You shouldn’t have to keep “requesting someone new,” you should make sure you use a company which properly trains its walkers and…

Wag are a terrible company. They have killed or lost dozens of dogs, and have not only tried to buy people’s silence like this but they’ve also threatened grieving owners with legal action if they talked about it. Their whole business model depended on the idea that walking dogs is no different to driving taxis. Well,…

Can we Photoshop him out of the White House please?

I hope you’re incorporating celery seed into your diet if you’ve had gout. 

Well I would have thought burning to death would have been one of the most obvious “ultimate” forms of pain. I can’t even handle the pain of burning my finger on the stove. Imagine that only 1000x worse and all over your body. I’ve heard people speculate that you don’t feel the pain after a few seconds, but there was…

Whole Foods has gone to shit since Amazon took over. 

So basically it’s going to take all of your properly mixed and mastered OLD music with a NATURAL dynamic range and depth, and turn it into flat-sounding modern music that’s been squashed into a sausage. It’s a form of remastering. Personally, I’ve heard very few remasters that I’ve prefered the sound of to the…

Who the hell signs up for a site like this using anything other than a throwaway email address? And if you have any personal info in your account which identifies you, well....you’re an idiot.

They may have had one or two “hits” over the years, but count me as one of those who is generally unimpressed with Google software. I find it to be badly designed and buggy, they keep messing with layouts and setting locations, and the documentation is nearly always awful (and usually out of date given how often they…

Yep if I tell myself that $800 is my absolute limit, that generally means I’m prepared to go up to $1200 provided that adequate shiny bells and whistles are dangled in front of me. By the time I’m done being wooed by those, I’ve managed to convince myself that I’d be cheating myself by spending anything less.

I mean if anything, at least it tells you which way up your frigging phone is. I just ditched my iPhone6 for a Note9 and I’ll be damned if I know its arse from its elbow when I take it out of my pocket.

I’m having trouble figuring out how “keeping older iPhones functional for as long as possible” works as a business plan. There’s just no financial incentive for them to throttle. Surely the goal should be to get as many people as possible to ditch their old iPhones and buy a new one. 

VR + driverless cars - they appeal to everyone’s latent Jetson fantasies and thus the media love to ram them down our throats. I just can’t get excited about them at all. 

I have the opposite problem....