Cashless is such bullshit. A great coffee shop I went to went cashless recently and that’s it, I’m frequenting someplace else now. I like having a bit of cash on me for small purchases like coffee, and it’s also good for getting through your change jars. What I hate is looking through my bank statements and seeing…

I can’t even look people who work in marketing in the eye, the pretentious fakeness which permeates every cell of their bodies gives me brain freeze. 

Has anyone said “I once saw an albino polar bear” yet?

Laughing all the way to the bank, this guy is. 

Well, what a nice little publicity stunt for them. It’s not as if we don’t know that they go over every frame of these things with a fine tooth comb before release, so the very idea of it being a genuine mistake is preposterous to say the least. 

I felt that way about my brand new Galaxy Note 9 until some rando whacked it out of my hand as I was taking a photo. Just cracks all over FFS. 

Just make it a slightly different shade and call it bloud. 

That’s basically less than you would get for killing a child with your SUV when drunk. 

Does anyone else’s mouth water when yellowcake is being talked about? I cannot help but focus on its very cakey appearance and texture and then I’m imagining myself eating it. 

Why does Zuckerberg always look like he’s on his deathbed? Is it the almost complete absence of bones in his face, or just his general pastiness? I just want to reach into the screen and feed him some broth. 

The reason why Google+ failed and why your idea of convincing people to migrate to a new platform will fail as well, is that people have so much of their lives and memories invested in Facebook. Ten years plus of posts, comments, photos, videos etc. Nobody wants to go to all the trouble of downloading and archiving…

All of their software is poor. The desktop site is crap and has horrible load times. The apps are horribly designed. Not being able to default to “most recent” for example. And so so buggy. I use Facebook Lite on Android and it’s so dysfunctional I’d be ashamed to turn it in as a class project. 5 times out of 10, for…

Someone should do a pie chart of the things Google has stuck with versus the things Google has proudly raved about and then quietly abandoned a couple of years later. I’m pretty sure the things Google has stuck with would be nought but a sliver. 

Yeah good luck getting anyone up in them now. Patch or no patch. 

All this says to me is that they’re too bone idle and/or cheap to hire their own professional photographers, so they’re hoping that they can get some free promotional material by stealing the work of the occasional genuinely skilled photographer who comes in and takes some quality shot. Because they ain’t doing sh*t…

The mad rush to get this video pulled down is pointless. It’ll be reposted over and over no matter how many times they take it down. I just watched it at TheYNC - boy, is that thing horrific. But the scary thing is how much like a video game it looks. The guy is just blasting bullets into a big pile of bodies at one…

Wait till you hear how many people die falling down stairs. 

I think what freaks people out about Zuckerberg is that his face is just so unnaturally flat. It’s like there’s no bone there at all, not one hint of topography. It always stops me dead in my tracks when I see it. 

Me too. I read news online primarily because I cannot stand the cheesy aesthetics of TV news. So I hate it when I click on a news link only to see some tacky spinning logo followed by the unbearable drone of a plastic local news anchor. 

New York sucks for business, period. They recently introduced a new law which says that you cannot inquire into a job applicant’s criminal history until after you’ve offered them the job. That’s the sort of shit we have to contend with here. Just dumbass anti-business laws written by people who have never so much as…