That's really distracting!

But you see, weed uppercuts your life!

Or being gay.

Well, thank God he wasn't smoking pot at the time, right?

As usual, Wade offered no defense.

Sure it's embarrassing, but the Denver fan didn't even show up.

"No need to get 'classy' Michael...we've got that covered." - St. Louis Cardinals Fans

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

I'm from the west coast and this is what actual New Yorkers sound like to me.

Any more "No comment" responses and he's gonna get two minutes for withholding...

There can be no doubt Dunbar is telling the truth about what happened. When it comes to fighting, or indeed any other subject, Americans are notorious for their difficulty understanding, let alone countering, Dmetrique's system.

Things I learned today: Raysism is Blake Bortles.

These ratings seem so arbitrary. I mean, Josh Brent has a 99 Acceleration rating?

more like Astro-not, amirite

I would've gone with Henry Rowengartner myself.

In fairness...

but Bills fans should remain skeptical until any new owners commit to something concrete.

If I was the coach of a team, I would tell my players that they could do whatever they want, just don't go to Florida. Something fucked up will find you. That's actually a pretty good rule for everybody in life. Stay the fuck away from Florida.

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