Blatt cant even fart without LBJ pulling his finger

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE

The Legion of Groom

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Yeah! Those old dudes always did things better and tougher and stuff, etc etc

Ironic. This is how he likes his crab salad...dressing on the side.

usually it's Winston telling someone else to take their clothes off against their will...

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

Not to mention that backs are often given the thankless job of working in the backfield, picking up blocks no matter the weather.

man, I went my whole life thinking that part of my body was my hand, nope, it's my elbow.

He doesn't kinda have a point. He flat out has a point. Booze and domestic violence, and violence in general, are directly related.

He kinda has a point.

But if there are anybody in this league who could threaten Goodell or the higher posts of the NFL chain of command it's the sponsors.
If the NFL feels the benjis flying out their pockets because of this whole deal, they'll think it's time for some heads to roll.

It's not like these huge…

Being hit by a bus isn't a kind of water either sir

1. With ice

1. Gatorade

"yeah i'm gonna need ya to, you know, shave a few strokes..knock down a couple five footers..."

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

Get the fuck away from me, Roger.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.