I rarely do this, but read the fucking article.

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

You're not very smart are you?

I made no mention of the Ukraine crash here, because it's completely unrelated... I'm not sure what you're talking about?

Bron

One line in particular always comes to mind from Weird Al. In his song "Can't Watch This" (from MC Hammer's Can't Touch This), Al says "That's funny, as a kick in the crotch." One of my friends and I would constantly quote that to each other and laugh and laugh and laugh. My friend has changed, I have changed, but…