I don’t think it’s that shortsighted. He was set to make $585,000 this year, and assuming he now is forfeiting the $600 for the plane ticket (and would’ve surely received remuneration absent the punch) brings the total to $585,600. If we assume lost future salary of, say $1 mil a year for say 10 years (being quite…

Gary, Keith, and Ron are a national treasure and none shall speak ill of them.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

Man, I’m all over sharing YouTube clips on Deadspin today. Did you know there are Ventura/Ryan fight truthers who believe Ventura won the fight?

I... LOVED... the Viva Pinata games and would play them every night with my girlfriend. We even got an XBox Live Vision webcam so that we could use the scannable card feature. Those game were tough but you were rewarded with near uncontainably adorable things. The squee was strong.

Been watching the Mets long, long time. I can think of a few games that were more exciting than tonight’s. Not many, just a few. Atta boy, Wilmer. Atta boy.

Enjoy your racial purity

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Keep using terms like “binaries” and “engine reversion,” you clearly are an expert on game development.

“I can’t believe that a game changed during development.”

tell me more about binaries and engine reversion...

Cry more. Meanwhile, everyone else will be enjoying an amazing game.

Vin Scully says ten, Mets radio play-by-play man Howie Rose says nine.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

Born and raised in Boston here; what the fuck are you on m8? Plus, you going implying it's cultural just makes it seem racial which is gross.

As a Pat fan, I'm OK with this. As a regular football fan, you sir are an idiot.

This isn't even good trolling. Gonna need a hotter take than that. -1

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?