Tom Nook goes for the kneecaps.

I never even considered Reckless Silhouette Guy, but man what a son of a bitch he’d be in 8p Smash!!

No, I can’t do that. I’m not a monster.

Yep, it's just that simple! You fixed it! Way to go!

Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?

They said the same thing about Colbert.

He is adorable and a half.

I could listen to him read the telephone book.

Did you play Galaxy 2?

AH GAHD STAHP I IS DYING

Real conversation from about 4 years ago, between me and my husband who was supposed to have quit smoking:

Female Link wont happen. It has been stated already that Link the trailer we seen was a male. Though if this was Ubisoft, they be like "We can't make women in games, it's too hard"

OMG. I mean, my cats are adorable and all but they can never know about this creature. They are too insecure to learn that something may be cuter. It's like a fluffy oversized baby version of my Polly.

"Nintendo has never announced any of its AAA titles and released them in the same year"

Add Super Mario 3D World or Bayonetta ;)

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.

It's only a matter of time before we see a Princess Diana commemorative Amiibo.