Yes, of course. Definitely the government and environmentalists fault. Couldn't possibly be that the corporation decided that that level of engineering wasn't cost-effective. No way.

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

[Jury finds Aaron Hernandez guilty of murder]

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

"You have another minute to look at me."

May I make the following suggestion for the position?

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

I don't blame the guy one bit for his standoff with the media. Sports reporters are fucking morons.

Mccringleberry is a loose cannon. He knows very well his defiance of the two-pump rule is a liability to the Rhinos, but he can't put his team above himself

Hingle Mccringleberry got snubbed. I knew perceptions about his maturity would keep him off this team. You can't dent he's an absolute monster in the red-zone.

I liked this better than the fake names sketch. And I really liked the fake names sketch.

So is the NFL the government? Someone needs a con law lesson. Love these people that just bray FIRST AMENDMENT MAN! and have no clue what the amendment says.

New Super Bowl game: Constitution bingo! How many Amendments is Marshawn Lynch 'disrespecting' by not fellating the media?

No sriracha sauce? it makes everything better. Except chocolate, that experiment did not go well.

Honestly I don't think it's that large.

I'm with you. I know personally I have bought and owned 4 different 3DSs.

Are you kidding me, what 74 year old doesn't want to be driving a 1998 Lincoln.