the original cast was a bunch of nobodies... ... ...unless you watched SNL. Same for this group.

Because Harold Ramis is dead and you don't bring back the original Ghostbusters without Harold Ramis.

I am South African and I object to your child being named Thomas if that is indeed the case. How could you?

If I ever win at one, yes!

If this man complains about your hair, I'd love to hear what he says about the ridiculous middle age white lady bouffant updos you see in Texas. (Probably nothing, because he's a racist asshole.)

I cannot read this.

"It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true."

i did

i had a cabbie in NYC bring me back my phone. i think he did it because i was a 15 year old girl with another 15 year old girl and a mom, and we were clearly not from nyc. but it was super kind of him and very sweet.

Well I could say that Halo had cult status. I can't say the same for Left 4 Dead 2 though. I mean sure, I basically lived/breathed it or whatever for basically a year with the exception of halo coming out that year. Though that was basically I had four friends and we played every night. I'm not entirely sure, but…

Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

Only game that made me lose time was Left 4 dead 2 (nearly 1800 hours clocked on it). Only game I really played besides Halo during that time. Otherwise, yeah, it's very hard for a game to grip me for long.

Sports.

Wait, there's games other than Minecraft?

oh god what if the kid got away with like

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.