What the fuck Nintendo...FUCK YOU. I just bought your god damn...WHY...How the fuck do I explain this to my wife "Yeah...I already have a 3ds...I need this one too...because...reasons"

That's just a tramp stamp.

I remember asking a guy I was dating once "What job would you have if you didn't work at your current job? What would your other dream career be?" because he worked as a sports reporter and I hate sports so I was hoping that maybe I could find out he has some other interest and I'd have a reason to date him beyond…

Y'know...maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but I'm willing to try a little communism. Not, bread lines levels of communism, but a bit of real socialized medicine and a viable social safety net wouldn't be things I'd be opposed to.

The very best people...quietly put 15 people in a freezer...

I hope she changes her mind. I've liked her ever since I first saw her on The Daily Show back in 2009. Very personable, very eloquent, and able to make complex ideas simple and easy to understand.

it has become a problem for a generation of younger women

Nuts and Bolts was a great game that shouldn't have used the Banjo characters, that was a marketing failure. People wanted to hate it because it wasn't really a sequel to the Banjo games. It was a Banjo themed new IP.

This.

I wouldnt let Rare touch its old IP... Rare isnt what is was. People need to let go

Oh my God, this video just made a 30 year old man squee over how adorable that Yoshi hum is........

My crappy NYC apartment does this naturally ;)

Sometimes, I boneheadedly start a load of laundry in the washer before I hit the shower and the resulting temperature change for the duration of my time in there only serves to piss me off. I would never purposefully do that to myself.

I prefer to just continue to sleep in the shower for an additional 15 minutes at a comfortable 106 degree water.....

I have a boy and a girl (now 13 and 11). I find this extremely helpful when buying for any occasion:

Normally I love the stories you guys come up with, but this comic just rubs me the wrong way. As much as I can get the joke, it does feel a bit like making a PTSD joke—and my friends who actually have PTSD don't generally appreciate that kind of joke with the same kind of humorous attitude as others.

Sony Tower?! *North Korea starts building a Minecraft bomb*

I will always and forever pronounce Matt Damon's name that way.

Matt. Damon.