I also have BP2, and I have this minor delusion that the UPS man kind of knows everything about my family. When I'm really sick, I've thought that he was secretly working for the CPS and would take my kids. When I'm well, I think he's a good guy that just keeps tabs on us. I'm on a really helpful dose of lithium now…

When the (alleged) rapist kid was finally charged last week, I was so relieved to read GOOD news for once that I sent the feminist knitting circle a Michael's gift card. When we're so inundated with terrible shit all the time, it's nice to take a moment and celebrate the small victories, you know?

I remember once when getting ready for work, the cat was in a particularly needy mood. I looked down and said "Sorry...I have to go to work, I don't have a choice!"

It was then that I died inside. I didn't have a choice. Sure, I could be homeless, a vagrant, a drain on the system, but in order to maintain some sort of…

Nobody at any point claims you should take prescription drugs here, the only way to get the nutrients you need is through a balanced diet and that's the only thing recommended in place of detoxes/cleanses. The only way to "detox" your system is to let your body do its natural thing.

this article doesn't list any source to show that those diets aren't beneficial.

What toxins does this remove? And what evidence do we have that lower levels of those toxins is bad?

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

THANK YOU Lifehacker!

Actually if he doesn't have a 3DS yet he has to collect $200 (and then some), and then spend it.

Nobody cares about the context in which it was written because the context in which we're hearing it now makes that shit creepy as fuck. Just cause something was totes cool in the 30s doesn't mean it's acceptable. It's like arguing that being transmisogynistic is FINE guys cause the feminist manifesto you're reading…

Sweet onion sauce on Italian BMT. Always.

Never seen better use of a gif in the comments section, and I fucking love gifs in the comments section.

The U.S. has always refused to recognize the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court - if you didn't know before, now you know why.

With that definition, then I'd have to say some my close colleagues are more like best friends.

I hope lots more victims can use this. What if shitty defense lawyers and media hacks who imply that every complainant is probably a liar before so much as any forensic testing has even been attempted could be sued for defamation? Wouldn't that be awesome?

Ah lawyers. You so literal.

I just laughed so hard when villagers face popped up

He said, too, that 200 women couldn't have been raped, given that Tabit is a small village and there aren't more than 100 soldiers at the garrison. He added, "Therefore, this accusation is illogical and does not resemble to the moral values of Sudanese, whether they are military or not. This is impossible."

Smash Bro Science, serious fucking business.

The thing about delusional disorders is that no amount of evidence will dissaude them. They will find some other theory to explain what is happening, but that theory won't be reality-based either.