Good that he said this, but he is more than a month and a half too late.

Is anyone else a little put off by the Double XP comic this week? I dunno, it just feels kinda lazy and mean-spirited. Not to mention dated; I thought we’d more or less gotten the “CD-i Zelda was bad” and “Link looks gay like a girl” jokes out of our system by this point.

Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m Angry.”

Since you looked at me.

I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

It’s a six month deal. Seriously if you’re disdain for loading a different program besides Steam is more intense than your love for the game you for some reason can’t play then I don’t know what to tell you. Like, I get it. We all have our hills we die on. But like, I just don’t get it. At all. You do you though. 

A game that people pay 50 bucks for up front and 15 dollars a month to play is absolutely something that should be catered to them, henny. There's nothing wrong with criticizing a corporation for delivering against their consumerbase's wishes

wait for it: they’ll announce the hrothgar actually have no sexual organs, as they are not mammalian and reproduce asexually through a ritual at the age of 22. Those who violate tradition and do not perform the ritual are cast out, and THOSE are the playable hrothgar.

Remember, yes. Care, no. If it bothers you, grow the fuck up and...

How does that matter at all? Besides the fact that you are trying to shame both the creators and the readers with a trans panic.

Well, no matter what we’ll have recorded evidence to remind us that you’re a transphobic jerk.

Considering that last week’s (old) comic showed her in both pre and post transition designs and Kotaku regularly reposts older comics I think it’s fair to say that most readers remember that she used to identify as male. I wouldn’t say it’s important that we remember, though.

yet you can drink yourself to blackout and pass out on the steps of the train station and nobody bats an eyelash

Unpopular hot take: I’m not totally against the fix. People love the feeling of getting their awesome masterworks and legendaries, but in a week, everyone would have all the legendaries, your special loot doesn’t feel special, and your endgame is completed.  Then people will start throwing up torches about how there…

Because, depending on the reason, killing another human can be seen as a righteous and celebrated act, or at least a necessary evil. When we see something in media deviate from those ‘appropriate’ killings, such as in GTA like you describe, it feels like less of a deviant act than something has just about no…

Anthem really is the gift that keeps on giving.

I was going to say how much I agree with Nerfnow, but then I got interrupted

If White folks need to have sex on top of something old, hard, large and dusty, I hear Bill O’Reilly has some free time between books these days.

We are FED. Fanks, Michelle.