The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

Screens are rectangular.

Still true. 

Realignment Proposal:

Minor league teams might be an even better choice to place in Mexico, or elsewhere in Latin-America. The median income is so much lower that outside of a huge place like Mexico city, it’s hard to see places that could support an MLB team, but you could definitely find places to support minor league teams.

It’s surprisingly tough to recall his Cardinals heyday in anything but academic, statistical terms—how it felt, basically, to coexist with the best hitter on the planet, Barry Bonds.

Yes. That’s Ms. Pac Man.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

The community theatre question should go to Ask A Manager. That comment section would be great.

And, not for nothing, his righty bat would look real good against the Red Sox’s lefty-heavy rotation

Thank you, Al Gore, for saving those children from an inevitable death at the hands of ManBearPig. Excelsior!

It’s amazing that so many movie critics, who dedicate their lives to studying and critiquing films, were so uniformly tricked by The Last Jedi, but you and a bunch of people of the internet were able to see through it.

But really, the overwhelming majority of the pushback about TLJ is mostly whiny manbabies on the internet. You can feel free not to like it, but you should also be centered enough to realize that the criticisms of those manbabies, if you don’t share their tears about the SJW liberal agenda, do not apply to you, and…

Thank god. I was afraid someone wasn’t going to take this seriously.

“We apologize for not allowing crossplay. Unfortunately, our gamers are too busy playing our vast library of first party titles instead of the same shit that’s on every other system.”

That looks really familiar...

I mean, actions have consequences. Yes, Stephen Miller is a huge, despicable, evil asshole, and yes, in the long run this type of shit will not affect him negatively; he’ll just cut off his old phone and get a new one.

What’s crazy is that it already cost them the site once.

For a site/commentariat that frequently, and rightfully, maligns the fallacy of whataboutism in arguments from the “other side,” this is a shockingly bare-assed display of it.

I absolutely don’t care about this piece of shit’s privacy, and encourage people to find creative ways to skirt around the rules. But, the suspension had to be expected. And while some of these examples are pertinent to hypocrisy on what Tweets get policed, some are false equivalences. (And what does Trump’s behavior…