The two best John Walls are super angry and vindictive Wall and super relaxed Wall... I’ll take this one

Hadn’t even thought about this... would be a great way to expand the game internationally and to less-serviced areas of the US (San Juan, for example)

Realignment Proposal:

It’s the best/worst part of the internet

Me to Manny right now:

That has literally never been the point of any for-profit business (which is what movie studios are).

Clint Hurdle always strikes me as the most manager-looking manager in baseball

If only Whit hadn’t been focused on his avocado toast, he would have gotten back in time

True Story: My wife was out of town for 3 days for a bachelorette party so it was just me and the dog. I ate 2 full boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. A man by himself can eat unlimited cereal. (I also ate a full rack of ribs minus the 2 the dog got)

As a formerly drunk/now hungover BroLite (I’m 30, married, and a homeowner so my bro tendencies have started to wear off), I appreciate Drew capturing the zeitgeist. I feel legitimately warm and fuzzy.

Eat shit, Don Cherry

Absolutely. That Miami squad turned the corner when Bosh figured out how to go from being THE GUY on some competitive (but not great) Toronto teams to a passer/defender/rebounder. Once he did that, they took off.

This comment will be criminally underrated until it is the most-starred comment on Deadspin

1) This deserves double stars from everyone

Steven Adams is totally rad.

Hey now. JT Realmuto is legit!

A++ call from the French... and really most local broadcasts have some fun with their calls... we’ve been forced to listen to Joe Buck’s understated BS for too long

Because I’m a huge dork and pretty good with Excel, I created a spreadsheet for selecting where to have dinner. It’s built on the premise that it’s easier to pick between two meal options than 50 meal options and so I ranked 64 food options near me and in 15 minutes or less, I have a “scientifically” selected a place…

A few years ago, I received a call from a high-ranking Warriors official who asked me if Kevin Durant were available, should they acquire him. After some deliberation, I told him yes.

Throw in the factor that Frazier is a hometown boy for the Mets (kinda and it’s actually dumb to pay for that but, hey, it’s the Mets) and it makes perfect sense why Frazier would get paid a little bit more