Also, that one county down south is named “Jim Hogg”. That’s pretty damn Texas.

Have you actually seen any of the avocado toast Tumblrs? They’re absolutely mesmerizing.

I don’t think it was the long lead that got Merrifield picked off, it was the staring at his phone to the exclusion of all external stimuli.

HIS FREAKS AND HIS PEAKS

Big Bibby Pump Is Your Hookup!

No wonder Punk was so pissed. Amman did nothing to help Punk of his lump all while having intimate knowledge of how to treat a person who has one all this time.

Expect the first literal Stanley Cup hangover in NHL history.

WE’RE GOING TO MAMA LUCCIA’S!!!!!

Feel like this is the only appropriate time to share this story:

No, not you Buffalo. Go home. You’re drunk.

It’s smart for Davis to have it structured that way since he’ll be sure to keep his income coming in, but if the O’s have any investment sense at all they’ll earn interest on the deferred money that Davis won’t, so it won’t be a complete fiasco for them.

Would’ve been better if it was just a montage of me giving the finger to every Canadian hockey analyst who shit on Ovechkin and the Caps for terrible reasons for the past decade.

I’d argue Bosh is just as if not more important than Wade.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

Overwatch. That’s one of those games that I see how much fun others have with it but I just have no interest in playing it. I loved TF2 when I was playing that but the idea of going to something similar that looks much better is still just...eh to me.

Prior to last night I would have agreed with you, but Kuznetsov shit-kicking the life out of Vegas put him in the pole position.

I think the roster being more diverse also forces their hand on issues like this. What are you going to say to Sami Zayn or especially Mustafa Ali if you keep this guy around

I have found that being in a rideshare greatly reduces your chances of getting road head. Keeping my car.

Drake’s week is going poorly enough without you piling on.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.