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we know he’d do a great job

I foresee (in my super not-at-all professional opinion) him becoming a better version of Ricky Rubio... great passer, maybe not as good a defender as Rubio, but eventually a better shooter... if that’s where he ends up, that’s multiple all star trips and a good career... you could do much, much worse than that if

No person has ever been more correct than you are at this moment... Shake Shack, Five Guys, Fatburger, Whataburger, Steak n Shake, etc.... all better

My best friend is from Los Angeles and when I first met him he was Team In-n-Out... now he probably wouldn’t even list it in his Top 5

My friend and I were talking about his potential longevity... he’s still the best player in the league and can “out-athlete” just about everyone so even if he deteriorates the next few seasons, he still figures to be All-Star caliber at age 36, 37? But then he’s also built like Karl Malone so he could re-calibrate to

I hope it works.

My wife is a worrier but the easiest way to get beyond that is keep track of everything in a spreadsheet (people, options, pricing) and when she asks, give your opinion, even if it isn’t very informed. When she asked me what color the napkins should be, I told her white because that’s the color that comes with the

Regarding the name Ace: I lived on the same floor during my freshman year of college with a guy whose given first name was “Ace” because his parents had let his older brother name him. So that’s fun.

This list is a great reminder that Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a dick

I hope beyond hope that only Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens get voted in this year

Thanksgiving is a mirthless time at the Trotter household

Turns out Hamilton is a stinky dude

(but actually yeah... most people shouldn’t be wearing cologne... some basic antiperspirant and regular showers will get the job done)

I first read this as “ban ice” which is some bold ass talk... ain’t no chance I’m drinking warm soda

I agree with the sentiment here except that when I look myself in the mirror after 2 weeks of not shaving, my patchy beard upsets me.

basking in the glow... luckily he got over it and showed up in the 4th quarter

I got married about a year ago and half-jokingly put a smoker on my wedding registry. Naturally, it was the first thing that got bought (Thanks, Aunt Carol!). I’ve used it a few times but had to keep it at my parents’ place (luckily only about half an hour away) but my wife and I are closing on a house soon and I

Jet fuel can’t melt Division Wins

It will be very interesting to see how they mesh... as you mentioned, Jericho isn’t what he used to be physically but he can still put forth a solid match. But where Jericho is truly still at his peak is the promo work and lead up to the match but does that get lost a bit between the language barrier and him

Ugh... so nobody wins in this scenario? Great

Dear Cubs fans,

You typing this before them playing the Wizards was extremely haughty and I don’t appreciate it