Well, Obama is known as the “Deporter in Chief,” so I can see why he’d qualify in Mexico.

The answer to your questions are:

You tell me the day or the week, and I’ll wear the loud jackets. Christmas-party-issue blackwatch plaid dinner jacket, worn to the office on a spring day? You got it. Loud madras cotton with the brightest chinos I can find? Yup. Just name the day and I’ll be there. Because fuck cancer.

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

Eh...I mean, Pablo claims he was never told to lose weight, while several Red Sox management folk say otherwise. That kind of lying is in disorder territory. And weren’t there rumors that Giants offered Pablo similar money to Red Sox—just with an eating clause triggered to incentives? Again, moving across country just…

Get a dog that needs to be walked twice a day. Then walk it twice a day, once involving a hill. Dogs need to be walked every day, rain or shine-unlike your will to go to the gym. Midweek, switch from beer to whisky. (sipping 2 ounces of good scotch takes the same amount of time as drinking 3 beers or 3/4's of a bottle…

I’m going through this right now, actually. I gave up alcohol starting on January 1 (for many reasons—chiefly out of my fear that I might be an alcoholic) and have since lost about 10 pounds. Considering I was already a pretty thin 170 lb, 6'1" male, I figure that’s a ton of weight to lose by simply cutting one thing…

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

Amazing how much money the Gov’t is giving away by capping the amount of income taxed for Social Security. He’s paid $7,347 into OASDI this year, and that’s all he’s going to pay. He’s already paid ~3 times that in Pittsburgh Professional Athlete Fees and it’s only two months into the season.

Jalen Rose has talked at length about the weirdness of getting your body and mind ready for peak performance from 7pm-10. For most of us it’s like 9am-noon.

Hey now that’s problematically transphobic now

She may not be a slut, but what a dope she is.

And then the key to overcoming depression and anxiety is to quit your job and do whatever makes you happy all day. I don't know why my therapist never brought that up.

As long as my dinner is ready when I get home, I don't care what the little lady does all day.

I've only been reading Deadspin/Gawker for a couple three years, so I'm sure there have been ups and downs before I started reading, but the changes so far this year have kind of sucked. Maybe I'm just imaging things, maybe it's just me, but it seemed to coincide with Craggs promotion.

It's pretty easy to find more modes for self expression and growth when you have the stability of a nest egg or a partner with enough income for the two of you and your children to survive while you find yourself.