Hey was your law job high profile? Lucrative?

So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.

So glad my city is spending all of my tax money on a lawsuit to get a team that we don't even want instead of on useful things. Well done San Jose. Glad they lost now we can finally be done with this waste of time and money.

If you don't love this video, please know that I absolutely hate your guts.

Seriously, I love the two of them so goddamn much.

The problem is that he's not just any reporter. Because he works for CSN, he gets a level of access that Schulman and Pavlovic don't. If he wants to be the Bay Area Bob Woodward, then he needs to go back to writing for a company that's not 30% owned by the organization he's writing about.

The players' reaction seems less petty or strange if you include some context. Specifically:

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

Chris Christie really has lost a ton of weight.

My British friend and Canadian friend were watching the Browns-Redskins game with me last week (sounds like the set-up for a joke).

Brit: Who's playing?
Me: Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins. The main narrative here is that John-
Brit: Wait, the who?!
Me: Washington Redskins.
Brit: Like... Native American.…

Apropos of smuggling coke, last year I was visiting my parents at their cottage in Maine, flying into Boston. I got to the cottage and unpacked my suitcase and found a large rectangular package of white powder tucked between my sweaters. Just under a kilo. I nearly shit a brick.

While its really not even worth responding to such garbage it should be noted that Bonds was putting up 30-46 HR while being that "contact speedstar (Any season with 30+ SB)

Or how bad Dusty Baker screwed it up.

Ya, especially because every pitcher that he hit a home run off of was clean. Totally unfair.

Bonds reached base just 330 fewer times than all-time leader Pete Rose, in 3,284 fewer plate appearances.

There is no argument. Bonds was the best ever.

What about his home run off Troy Percival in the 2002 World Series, which travelled approximately 900 feet.

No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.