With legal weed up and down the west coast, I finally ditched booze. I wasn’t a problem drunk, I drank every damn day and never made problems. Sadly, it was eating my insides up and the doc said to 39 year old me - you’re cruising for a bleeding ulcer if you don’t quit boozing.

One does not PLAN rough breakup sex! My rough breakup sex came 2 years after the relationship ended when we both found ourselves at mutual friends' hard drinking, overnight camping, wedding (yes, really). While our breakup was a rough one, after two years we'd both moved on and were mature and extremely cordial with…

We could dose you up with 10X the stuff Barry took and you probably couldn't hit it out of the infield...or figure out punctuation and/or capitalization.

Pete Rose amassed more hits than any other MLB player, ever!

Yes, because if we gave Barry's Drugs(tm) to any ballplayer they'd become BARRY LAMAR FUCKING BONDS.

Art Pepper writes about his time at Synanon trying to kick heroin in his autobiography "Straight Life."

Yes, me too. The comments of the author reflecting upon his article years later, and himself, really drove home the piece for me.

Yes, me too. The comments of the author reflecting upon his article years later, and himself, really drove home the piece for me.

That would be swell, of course - but MLB players aren't tested for recreational drugs unless there is "cause." And seeing how Tim Lincecum got arrested for possession with a pipe and a sack of weed and STILL hasn't failed a test, I don't think "cause" ever comes up for the MLB players with regard to marijuana.

HELLO?

So if my iPhone 4 is still running 6.1.3 - I'm good right???

Thankfully we still have President Carter and his endless supply of Allman Brothers albums to save the day if anyone gets too high.

He blacklisted Barry Bonds after the 2007 season for no good reason preventing younger generations from seeing the master at work.

Forgotten? Not really:

cc: Houston Astros Proposed Rule Change Braintrust

That one pops up because Glenn Burke (pictured) was known to have been quite close with Tommy Lasorda Jr. In fact, many believe that that was the reason that Glenn Burke was shipped out of Los Angeles to the Oakland Athletics.

ON HAIRSPRAY!

My family is Irish Catholic and I am in no way offended by Notre Dame. That said, I can understand if some are. But I disagree that "they are both incredibly offensive."

What the heck is the difference?!?

It's actually CALLED "Screaming Savage." If you can't see that as being 110% full-throttle racist - maybe you should STFU.