I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

Did you finish reading the intro? He literally said that the job of reconciliation isn’t done.

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Thanks for making me question the continued abuse of my anonymity online.

That’s how I want to go out, compassionately killing someone then myself.

the Civil War ain’t just a rivalry game in Oregon

Normally I’m okay with things that bring the NFL a step closer to self imploding, but...yeah, this is a terrifying amount of cult-of-personality worship going on.

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

Well, maybe you should focus on investing in public transportation that supports everyone and not isolate yourself any further from the rest of the inhabitants.

No, public transit in SF is very good, especially the buses. You sound like a weirdo gentrifier who hates the idea of sitting next to poor people who can’t afford smartphones.

“It’s nice that some cities have great public transportation, but not every city does.”

SF MUNI transit used to be perfectly fine. But in recent years its been both overstressed and starved for resources. Instead of a parallel system siphoning money out of this need, WHY NOT FIX PUBLIC TRANSIT

Clearly this happened last year because anyone watching Russell this year knows he can’t hit a thing.

Deadspin scooped by Twitter user @5lk?Gizmodo Media Group is already really reeling from the loss of Ashley Feinberg.

Cubs will never win anything ever again.

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

ben shapiro is a 5'4" manlet and he’s extremely embarrassed about that

Could be worse. They could be libertarians or god forbid, Republicans.