"More cynical snark articles!" - guy who spent more than a few minutes in the company bathroom getting it together.

my most liked status update was about nachos.

I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

So much funny here. Southern belle's getting the 'vapors', purple shirt doing his best "I'm the most important person here, bro" impersonation, and the lack of a single person of color really sum it all up.

Perhaps the funniest Presidential skit on SNL. Although the one where Reagan pretends to be a fool and then takes charge in high gear every time the civilians (like the girl scouts) leave the room is a hoot.

He kinda stepped in it in a similar way when defending Bill James and James' Paterno/Sandusky comments. In both situations, the tone of his defense was his normal pleasant logic, but his conclusion in both situations seems at odds with his normal social ethics — which suggests to most people that he's really just…

Taking a page out of Bill James' playbook.

Dallas Latos must be receiving girl crazy lessons from Anna Benson.

Dallas? Is there an ESPY for marrying a girl with the most "white trash only reason I'm not a a stripper is because I found a semi successful athlete husband" name?

Should have been

Making the internationally recognized "blow your air horn" gesture in salute!

If you're a lady truck driver, you can pick up hitchhikers and scare the hell out of them.

tommy loved his son and it was '92 so i don't fault him for ignoring what killed him. it was a different era. my father would have disowned my brothers and me if we were tangled up in goo whereas now i'd want the best for my sons. however, i'd still make fun of them like ed o'neil does on modern family. he was…

Whole lot of derp in some of these comments so lemme balance all that out with: this was outstanding. And timely. Thanks for pubbing.

Would this be an appropriate time to share prom photos?

And look what a great time they're having!

Did anyone else completely skip prom?